Science News You Can't Use: Who Would Win In A Fight Between A Penguin And A Lemur

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This guy got an A+ on his research project. I probably would have just gone ahead and given him tenure.

In case you have any doubts about the outcome, a quote:

Dave Houston, an Antarctic researcher who was once attacked by a penguin, says that “the closest thing to being beaten up by a penguin is being grabbed with a pair of needle-nosed pliers and beaten with sandals!”